Looking back on it, if I’d been banned from my prom like James Tate of Shelton High, I wouldn’t have to wince at old pictures like this:
Hey, mullets were in back in the 1980s. Not sure about those ruffled blue shirts. This paparazzi shot was taken in my parents’ driveway. The semi-formal dances were much less complicated.
Just kidding. Going to the prom was a blast.